kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

On beach

The ultimate and unchanging expression of what is real.

The sky is blue - on beach.
The Hunger Games Catching Fire is peak cinema - on beach.

by teampeeta12 December 5, 2025

beach weather

that band that made sex, drugs etc, but also has other dope songs.

"Have you heard Sex, Drugs etc. by Beach Weather. "

by A_G:) September 15, 2025

Gooseberry Beach

located in Newport, RI and is the BEST beach ever!!!!

girl 1: hey ya bored

girl 2: wanna go to the gooseberry Beach?

Girl 1: yeah that will be awesome

by gooseberry1234 June 23, 2010

Tillicum Beach

A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.

Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?

Hey Ryan I visited Tillicum Beach last night.
Wait Oregon is 400 miles away. OH DISGUSTING!

by notworthyofmanythings44632 February 15, 2021

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006