The Mormon Blast

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.

“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”

by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025

580 blasted

Being fadded asf after smoking any form of weed

Yo Maddison was super high during class today
She was probably 580 blasted

by Goatedgoat March 3, 2022

whole blast

a ways to say fun and/or funny

“ugh that sucked”
“that was a whole blast”

by sydneyf September 17, 2019

Blast from the past

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.

Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after

by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021

Baja blast

Osama bin ladens finisher move

Osama bin laden use Baja blast

by Sir loner boner January 7, 2022

Blue cheese baja blast

When you put blue cheese on your brown rim and fart until the the blue cheese tints yellow.

We decided to make a new chip dip for the super bowl, blue cheese baja blast.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021

Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

A word that gave me cholera

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid

by Grevylags April 7, 2020