South Texas Jawa

Often people of the Hispanic Culture who drive around suburban white neighborhoods looking for ANYTHING broken down that they can buy and / or steal so they can fix to sell or use. Lawnmowers, Washer/Dryer, Cars, Trucks, Blenders, ect. South Texas Jawas can easily be spotted by the old Ford F-150 pick-up they drive with the bed full of parts. Often they will pull an old trailer that is over loaded with more junk. You can see South Texas Jawas late night, towing broken down cars or cherry picking the junk pile in suburban neighborhoods before community pick-up. South Texas Jawas will also be up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays to rifle through yard sales and try to negotiate a cheaper price than listed. Swap Meets are another place that they can be found.

I heard a strange noise when I was in bed last night. When I looked out the window I saw three South Texas Jawas pulling my old dryer out of the community trash pick up pile and loading it into the bed of their truck.
by Bulldog August 24, 2008
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Texas air conditioning

An un air conditioned car or truck. Want cool air, you open both or all four windows at highway speeds of 70 MPH or higher on a hot day in this here Lone Star State of Texas. Texas air conditioning could also be referred to as "250" or "470" air conditioning (two windows and 50 MPH or four windows and 70 MPH)
That old black Chevy pickup has Texas air conditioning. The driver has gotta be sweating away with that red vinyl interior combined with a black exterior along with Texas air conditioning. Must be from Minnesota or the Dakotas where people drive dark colored cars and trucks without air conditioning due to mild summers.
by MPotter September 15, 2006
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texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.
by gert January 03, 2006
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Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.
Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral
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Texas Flip-phone

"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned Texas Flip-phone."
by Brick Sprickley January 17, 2009
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University of North Texas

The Mean Green fighting eagles. Known for its music and education departments. LIKE FOR INSTANCE, THE GUY ON AMERICAN IDOL...UNT ALUM. THANKS. And...The Eli Young Band.
I wear GREEN and lots of it and I can SING BITCH...but don't ask me about our football team, cuz University of North Texas football sucks ass.
by DylanButIGObyBOB June 21, 2008
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Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis
Everything is bigger in Texas... EVERYTHING
by Roc18 November 28, 2009
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