Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 05, 2016

candy gang bang

When you combine 2 color bombs in Candy Crush

I just got a candy gang bang! I'm definitely going to beat this level.

by Jeff's Candy Gang Bang April 07, 2015

candy corn whore

Sluts who come out during Halloween.

That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore

by 14Smith02 November 15, 2014

Cotton candy container

A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash

I’ll put these sockets into this cotton candy container

by Jennni March 27, 2021

got your candy

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.

"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"

by El Walkerama September 26, 2017

bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 26, 2017

crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 11, 2019