Candy coated turd

THE FORBIDDEN M&M

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 24, 2023

Candy Corn Cock

A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.

She didn't like his candy corn cock.

by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020

Cotton candy container

A cup you put sockets in when your cleaning out your car and scrounging up quarters for the car wash

I’ll put these sockets into this cotton candy container

by Jennni March 27, 2021

Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 5, 2016

candy corn whore

Sluts who come out during Halloween.

That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore

by 14Smith02 November 15, 2014

Back-Door Candy

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Eating that candy corn

Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole

Mike is in jail eating that candy corn

by Deehero October 11, 2018