Matt Rife

Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘

I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!

by Love you baby, your jenn January 26, 2024

matt dylan

lewis alexander perry's mate

matt dylan is coming to see us

by matt dylan March 30, 2022

Matt Fact

Information or statistics that have not been researched and are told convincingly to seem believable. Similar to "Fake News", but it originates from the saying "as a matter of fact" which was short handed to "Matt Facts"

"Most people order a half cow or pig throughout the year."
"Those are definitely Matt Facts."

by BBJY February 25, 2024

Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019

Matt

Is Also Know To Be Hypocrites, Liars, Know It All, Nosey, Fake. Big Asshole to make up for their small dicks. You will see them driving around in A larger truck goes with their big ego.

Oh their pulling a Matt..

by Niagia November 2, 2023

Matt

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒

Matt is a monkey

by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025

Matt

A massive nigga. A huge black man capable of impregnating men. His giant 10 elixir cock causes tremors when blood rushes to it. His huge testicles are thought to be dwarf planets.

Matt can say nigger

by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023