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duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.
Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.
by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014
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mother duckness

Mother duckness is two words you call your best friend that is blessed in drawing ducks and, when your mad at her or messing around.
« Bow to mother duckness » one guys saids
by Threalfluteberry February 26, 2018
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duck pucker

One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.
by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015
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brown duck

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"
by laonikoss May 11, 2014
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Lame Duck

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).
Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.
by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 6, 2010
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fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise
-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!
by Tobias Foxx May 1, 2003
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fumb duck

by !nVAzN^ October 12, 2003
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