You

The most majestic, beautiful, fantastic, funny, gorgeous, and intelligent being known to the universe. You, the result of a miracle.

James: Hey, am I ugly?
Bob: No, you aren't.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

Flag

Get the You mug.

You stole my big pot

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.

You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.

by cum dumpster 12343533 November 15, 2022

Flag

Get the You stole my big pot mug.

YOU

You Owe Us

We no longer do IOU's, because it's all about YOU's - simply put, You Owe Us!

by Silentbirdee February 6, 2023

Flag

Get the YOU mug.

yesn't you

no u

should we game together this afternoon?
yesn't you

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022

Flag

Get the yesn't you mug.

if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Flag

Get the if you're from Africa, why are you white? mug.

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

Flag