The Shit

Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.

Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.

by Maddawg G August 9, 2009

the oh-shit! moment

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, and realise that you shouldn't have said it.

an example of the oh-shit! moment = "those jeans make your thighs look fat" ... oh shit...

by p00pyhead August 16, 2009

shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

Shit Stick

When your doing your girl anally,and she shits on your dick.

Me and Girl was having so much fun last night,and she gave me a shit stick.

by Lienmek July 12, 2009

Beasting shit

Beastig shit-the literal term for making things happen in a HUGE way. Taking what you want to a whole new level by attacking it like a beast head on no excuses alll the way.
When something goes from a dream to reality, it just "got beasted."

Other people dream about things they want to do but cant' not me, i'm "Beasting Shit" everyday i'm balls to the wall cause thats what I do!

by Bobby and Ms Boss September 8, 2009

shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."

Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)

by Placentapede March 27, 2010