Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack

Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

Man Bang

Shoot a man through another man in any fps

Friend 1: Dude I just man banged that guy so hard
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!

by baconbathtub March 3, 2021

the mold man

The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.

Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*

by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025

Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.

Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss

by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019

Poor man's vacation

A vacation where you leave Friday night or Saturday morning and come back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.

by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

Ronnen the man

Dis man plays guitar like it’s nobody’s business

I would love to be like Ronnen the man when I’m older

by Elon Musk which is me November 22, 2021