chode waffle 

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

chode waffle by John ashby July 27, 2010

Fargo Waffle 

To deficate on your partners chest while wearing fishnet stockings then flattening the feces with the stockings. The key is to leave a grid pattern like a waffle.

"Dude, that chick just gave me a sweet fargo waffle!"

Fargo Waffle by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009

Pakistani waffle

The pakistani waffle consists of sneaking into your friends room then proceding to defacate on his/her laptop keyboard. after this the laptop is place in the oven for a further 10 minutes.

Yo ahmed lets go make mike a pakistani waffle!!!

Pakistani waffle by ings August 20, 2010

Alabama waffle

When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vagina and do the same thing. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer

I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnant.

Alabama waffle by Abe Steven Sanders June 8, 2010

Chicken N Waffle 

A sexual act in where a male or female performs a handjob (choking the chicken) while eating out his asshole (waffle). No syrup is necessary.

Hey chuck, how much did you pay for that chicken n waffle you got in Tijuana? Did you shit in her mouth?

Chicken N Waffle by psodomy December 19, 2010

Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

Twat Waffle by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008

awful waffle 

a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.

It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.

The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.

When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.

They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!

After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!

Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.

The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.

awful waffle by xoTeenidol216xo May 28, 2010