Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Vommy Tommy

When you vomit inside a fat chick's gooch and keep eating her out.

Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."

by Biocrystals March 23, 2024

Little Tommy

A generic term for trolls, troublemakers, and those bringing negative vibes to a community. The natural enemy of good times, positive vibes, motivation, and innovation.

Just ignore the Little Tommy.

by Bucky Day January 2, 2025

hopping tommy

a little black or brown bug that jumps. also known as a click beetle.

woah! there’s a hopping tommy in the kitchen!!

by a..dott January 29, 2025

stinky tommy

The act of the stinky Tommy is when one person (usually male) sneaks a live insect of any kind into an orrifice of an unsuspecting or sleeping partner.

'I thought I was with a gentleman last night until he pulled a stinky Tommy on me with a cicada. '

by stinkytommy January 30, 2025

Noli Tommorow

Noli Tommorow is a Meme Used by the Fandom of the Roblox Game Forsaken. It is used to Reference how the Killer,Noli has went through many Delays and so the Fandom of the game Made up a Joke where they would say "Noli tomorrow!" As a Joke

Person 1: "Dude! Noli Tommorow"

Person 2: "But there isn't any Official Release date yet..."

by Ihadseizurelol123 July 19, 2025

No Tomment

When you can’t make a comment

User 1:Hey I heard you were talking about building an massive book club for other book lovers.

User 2: No tomment.

by Chipmunksarecute1800 July 26, 2025