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tomoment 

When you mean or want to do something in or at the moment but can't be bothered so are honest enough (or through a freudian slip) admit you're incapable & commit to doing it tomorrow.

Tomoment can also be used as a way of delaying a request or action until it is no longer required.
Person 1: "Helen can you send that to me?"
Person 2: "Sure, I'll do that tomoment"
tomoment by Crickets May 24, 2013
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A belittling comment from your boss, meant to inspire you to work harder.
You wouldn’t believe this Tomment I got today. Sarcastically he told me I was setting my goals really high today.
Tomment by Grid star November 5, 2021

Timoment 

When someone says something or asks a stupid questions.
Wow that was such a timoment.
Timoment by Superstarfly March 4, 2012

No Tomment

When you can’t make a comment
User 1:Hey I heard you were talking about building an massive book club for other book lovers.

User 2: No tomment.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026