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scooter baby

A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.
"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."
by SynSlash80 June 17, 2015
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Teleporting babies

jump in da cardilac We're no strangers to love
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
i like to eat teleporting babies and that one child jack jack
by Syrup is pog May 19, 2021
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Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.
Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...
by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010
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baby grubbing

When someones' gripping something like a baby holds onto things. It gets real gross and grubby.
Cooper was so high, he was baby grubbing that cookie dough for hours.
by babyGrubber March 2, 2022
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accidental babies

Fantastic song by Damien Rice from his album 9.
by AModernMyth December 31, 2007
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tickle the baby

Giving a girl a cream pie and then allowing her to queef out the juices resulting in them going everywhere.

This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.
"Hey baby, wanna let me tickle the baby tonight?"
by TickleTheBabyCreator July 27, 2016
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Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."
by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012
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