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ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult
Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion
by yoink_ May 15, 2018
mugGet the ur ancestor a man molestermug.

ur dad postman pat

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.
by Mattyholden May 20, 2018
mugGet the ur dad postman patmug.

ur mom big gaye

verry offensive sentrnce that can destroy a mans life.
person1: ur mom big gaye
person2: :(
by leaisgay May 15, 2018
mugGet the ur mom big gayemug.

Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.
Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*
by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018
mugGet the Ur aunt a gass plantmug.

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".
guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
mugGet the set ur own bedtimemug.

ur mom gay lol

the insult that will blow your dick straight off and you won't ever have sex with anybody
Fat Fuck: you a nigga
You: ur mom gay lol
Fat Fuck: shit well i cant reproduce
by foop629 August 18, 2019
mugGet the ur mom gay lolmug.

ur uncle has shingles

Tim: “ur granny tranny

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles

Tim: *contracts crabs*
by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018
mugGet the ur uncle has shinglesmug.

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