Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

That’s Light Switch

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.

Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch

by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019

Fake Ass Switch Nigga

A nigga who has a switch, but just don't give a single fuck a'bout it. one of those niggas who buy a switch to be top shit, but aint really shit at all.

ay u see that nigga over there, he really be a fake ass switch nigga

by ARealNigga524 November 16, 2019

One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass

I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.

So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.

by RawDawg69420 May 4, 2020

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

flip the switch

To have a sex change.

I don't define myself by any gender, but I can't very well flip the switch.

by 2071Johnny June 16, 2020