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Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted
"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)
by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
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Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.
by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025
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Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.
by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025
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Patter

A Person who pets their dog/cat a lot of the time.
Man, I never see you not petting your cat, your such a patter!
by Tiktok is @Wang_golf June 11, 2025
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Pattylindjaiana

A crazy toxic freaked out Gemini with commitment issues who gets easily bored of others. Super loving tho.
Pattylindjaiana just pulled up I can hear her laugh.
by JOSEPH EGGNACIO June 30, 2025
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Patty

She likes it in the Patty when we have sex
by SirMickster December 31, 2025
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Slant Pattern

Running from one set of swing sets to another in a slanted motion.
by John Matt June 19, 2003
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