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Happy Friday

We say Happy Friday because Friday is a sacred holiday and a day for us to take the opportunity to free up our time, focus and be present and meditate, remind ourselves about God's blessing to us and pray to the God
Thank God It's Friday

Thank God I'm healthy and so wealthy as Health is wealth. Happy Friday
by Praiseworthy June 23, 2022
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Swirl Friday

The act of eating A guy’s ass while dipping his balls in a maple syrup cup.
“I gave my man a Swirl Friday the other day, and I gotta say, it’s way better than you might think!”
by ItMeMisha October 17, 2019
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Titty Friday

People named TC has to show me their titties on a Friday.
TC it’s Titty Friday show me yours.
by Tittyfriday:) January 6, 2023
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Captain Friday

A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.
“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”
by artythesmarty May 20, 2024
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Funny Fridays

Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.
by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013
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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
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Friday

1. A day of joy, freedom, and celebration, as the workweek finally ends.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.
1. Finally, It's Friday!!! I am so glad to be out of that hellhole, I hate my job with a passion and am leaving it behind for the week! I love Fridays!
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.
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