Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography

Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“

by demonicdennis February 6, 2018

Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife

remember when Kevin ate my nut gusher?

by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018

Dunk nuts

The game of dipping your nuts/scrotum into a hot cup of coffee(usually), usually with friends.

Friend: bro bet you cant beat me in dunk nuts.
Me: my children will boil before i lose to you!

by Skyeet_ November 1, 2019

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

Academia Nut

An individual who enthusiastically engages in the pursuit knowledge, to the point of obsessiveness.

"Dan already through the textbook our prof assigned us!"

"Man, he's such an academia nut."

by LOL So True September 4, 2011

Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.

Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.

by abrasive personality September 4, 2011