Mike Smith

To really fuck up; taken from Dallas Stars goalie Mike Smith.

He could have made an easy stop, but instead, he Mike Smithed face first in the wrong direction and we lost the fucking game.

by Dodger of Zion January 18, 2008

dirty mike

slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis

Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.

by ragztoriches August 20, 2009

Mike

One of the most annoying and known trolls on Yahoo! Answers in the Polls & Surveys and occasionally the Religion & Spirituality section. He is known to answer every question with Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro in cap locks. He asks multiple questions about a sex tape the three were in with Miley Cyrus and asks where he could find it and how it's possible that they all had sex at the same time. He would often ask questions saying that Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are at his house making too much noise making it impossible for him to fall asleep. He also often asks questions asking if Jack, Al and Robert are the best members of the band One Direction.

Mike's most asked questions:

"Where can I find the sextape of Miley Cyrus and Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro?"

"Is Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro the best members of One Direction?"

"Did Miley Cyrus like it when Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro had sex with her?"

"Is it true that Jack Nicholson and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro threw that water bottle at Justin Bieber at that one concert?"

"Who took Miley Cyrus' virginity first? Jack Nicholson or Al Pacino or Robert De Niro?"

"Robert De Niro farts in Jack Nicholson's and Al Pacino's soup?"

Mike's most popular answers:

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROBERT DE NIRO SAID YOU WERE BLACK!!!"

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO SAYS YES... ROBERT DE NIRO SAYS NO"

"JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO ARE MEANIES... ROBERT DE NIRO IS ONLY A LITTLE MEAN BECAUSE HE FARTS ON MY FACE BUT STILL HE IS LESS MEAN SO THATS NICE"

"DID YOU KNOW MILEY CYRUS HAD A SEX TAPE WITH JACK NICHOLSON AND AL PACINO AND ROEBRT DE NIRO?"

"ROBERT DE NIRO FARTS IN JACK NICHOLSON'S AND AL PACINO'S SOUP AND MINE TOO"

by AN0NYMOVZ6912 July 9, 2012

Mikee

another way of spelling the name "Mikey"

(Mike - e)

"hey!, Mikee likes it".

by Mikee Bencsik January 13, 2008

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

A trick to make your friends hate you (My Coochies Hairy)

*Writes it down* Read it out loud. "Mike Who Cheese Hairy"

by TheLesbianFurryVirus December 3, 2019

mike

mikes are always the most annoying people you will ever meet, with self confidence issues and short tempers. they have no respect for others and prob believe in blue lives matter. fuck you, mike.

i just shoved mikes baseball bat up his ass

by samsamlilly June 18, 2020

muddy mike

V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.

I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.

by booboo June 18, 2004