Matt Dp

A substitute for words like stupid bitch and retard

Your such a matt dp

by Matt DiPietros missing penis July 31, 2016

matt carratura

sexiest man allive who is a babe magnet

matt carratura gets all the ladies

by sex is awsome August 12, 2010

A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 04, 2009

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 18, 2019

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 15, 2019

Matt Steve

A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.

"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"

"Yeah"

"That's Matt Steve"

by Amstan November 25, 2017