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Mississippi Flapjack

"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"
by HughJayness February 26, 2017
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Missouri fountain

A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.

The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
Yooo! That homeless guy in the alley just did a Missouri fountain with that hooker!
by clitflicker47 January 17, 2021
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Loaded mission

A random adventure taken by a person or people that are high or intoxicated that usually leads to accomplish absolutly nothing but can be quite entertaining and memorable.
What'd you do last night Huebert?

Not to much. Grayson and I smoked a fat blunt and went on a loaded mission. We ended up in Gate City projects and losing $50 in a dice game.
by NSEW January 10, 2009
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mud missile

A very large turd that leaves the anus at a high rate of speed.
Damn John, I think you cracked the bowl with that mud missile!
by Adam May 13, 2005
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MissileGamer

Most amazing Minecraft player with the sexiest voice known to man
MissileGamer is Jazzy's senpai
by JazzyDays November 17, 2017
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Pussy Seeking Missile

1. Noun. A Pussy Seeking Missile (PSM for short) is any man who, upon achieving moderate-to-high levels of intoxication, will hound several women for an entire evening with the intent of not stopping until he's gone home with one of them.

2. Noun. One who seeks pussy with Missle-like precision.
Sean talked to four different girls all night, and finally wound up going home with Liz. That guy is a pussy seeking missile when he's drunk!
by Matt Heston March 23, 2008
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Mississauga

A suburban city west of Toronto. It is the sixth largest city in Canada, consisting mostly of suburban neighbourhoods, with the exception of the Square One area, which has many high-rise residential buildings. A pretty chill place to live in general with a suburban feel, while also living in a large city of over 800,000 people. Despite this, it lacks a downtown core, which currently only consists of Square One, and some high-rise buildings.
Stop saying you're from Toronto when you're from Mississauga lmao
by watrulookingm8 October 7, 2020
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