Lemon

A term used to describe an ugly, dilapidated beat-up car.

Bob: Yo, U still ridin that shitty ass car?

David: Yeah, but i gotta get rid of this lemon before my bitches come around.

by CavZzZ April 15, 2006

lemon zest

Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant

"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"

by Lemmondaddy June 29, 2015

Lemmino

The biggest simp on ig and on Twitter

:Aye u seen that bitch lemmino

:yeah he a huge simp

by Lilcumdrop December 6, 2019

lemon sherbert

Can only be done when there is snow on the ground. The male ejackulates and urnitates into a condom. Snow is put into the condom after, and the partner scoops it out with a spoon and its the mixture, which resembles lemon sherbert.

Neill: Hey Nina, would you like a Lemon Sherbert?

Nina : Yay its snowing! I would love one!

by Coolawesomeness August 21, 2006

Lemming

A group of guys and girls who have too much money (from there parents, family etc) and think they are god's greatest gift. The money has come into their families in the last generation or so and they don't know how to spend it. So they follow each other's lead. They are known to flash their money in a "common" and obvious way. They generally wear von dutch if they are guys and juicy clothes if they're girls. They can't live without fake tan. They're mothers have botox and drive porsche 4x4. Basically, they're 'posh chavs'. They are known to be stupid and snobbish, they are liked by no one but others like them.

'OMG, OMG, OMG, did you see Emily, she was like wearing all black to evolution'
'She is such a like freak, has she like never heard of Harvey Nicks or ghds'
*laughing*
'FREAK! FREAK!' *hair flicking*

by Wanderer June 9, 2005

Lemon Sorbet

Where in a sex-related manner you piss in her mouth, and then jizz in her mouth, and then shake her all around. You can eat it when it comes out(if your like that).

i gave her a wonderfull tasting lemon sorbet.

by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008

Lemon Lolli

a lemon lolli is when a guy gets his asshole sucked on while he takes a piss. lemon represents the act of urination and the 'lolli' is associated with the baloon knot being sucked on, hence the lemon lolli.

Due to the lack of genital stimulation from a lemon lolli, this act is most often enjoyed by looli loolies (urban dictionary term for homosexuals)

that girl gave me a lemon lolli last night , and im not talking about the hard candy. ohhhhh BOIIII!!

by andrew n w April 12, 2007