PEDOPHILE LANDINGS

Places where you are most likely to find PEDOPHILES.

It 8s no crapshoot to be around PEDOPHILE LANDINGS in any CASINO.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 24, 2021

La La Land pass

La La Land pass is what you give to a person that has wronged you in the past but not out of malice or devilry. It’s just that what was best for him/her at the moment was not the best for the two of you. And that you understand. And that it is okay. And that you two need not to dwell on the subject any longer.

Wrong-doer: You know... I always... wanted to say... you know... about that time—
Pass-giver: It’s alright. I will give you the La La Land pass.

by Only good at Rififi November 8, 2017

La la land

The special olympics of musicals.

La la land wasn’t even recognized at the Tony awards

by shelby oakes January 1, 2018

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

Sister's cock/dick/weiner/schlong/dong/rod/pipe/pole/ding/phallus/stick

Hindi: abe behen ke laude (behen ke lunn or behen ke lode) gaadi seedhe chala le !! (yo bkl drive straight!!)
English: Yo' behen ke laude (sister's cock), watch where you're walking

(Behen/Bhen/Bahin/Bhain) Ke (laude/lode/lawude/loveday/lund/lunn/land)

by NiqqaMaarda January 23, 2024

Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010

Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.

Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!

by Rjakie May 17, 2025

Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.

1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.

by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025