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Jordan

The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.
by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022
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Jordan

A little Asian boy who thinks he’s cool by not and suck at football as basketball
Jordan is a bumb little boy and suck at basketball
by Blah12blah October 18, 2019
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Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.
Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog
by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a pimp, that’s all.
by CupOfJoe. November 22, 2021
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Jordan

EMinem's Long lost son. Loves rapping infront of his mirror. He owns a pair of gold encrusted, customized grillz. Dabs to rap.
Eminem: Oh son, you're so lit.
Jordan: I know Dad. Skrrt Skrrt
by Reagan and Caleb August 19, 2018
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A "Jordan" is someone who will never beat a "Tyler". There is no foreseeable path to victory for a Jordan when a Tyler is present.
"Man I really wish I hadn't met Tyler. Now I lose at everything when he's around."

-Jordan
by Bucfan56 January 22, 2021
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Jordan lewis

A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.
Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.
by Jordan_lewis November 26, 2019
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