Jared

That attention-seeking, annoying guy that dramatically reacts to everything with emphasis

You: *gently touches his shoulder*

Jared: *throws himself against a wall* OOWHWHGHHH WHY WOULD YOU PUSH ME?????? WAAGAGAHHHJJJ

by phroggg November 27, 2025

cock jawed

when you are so surprised your mouth hangs open like you've been sucking cock

A)kari's dating bob again

B) omg im totally cock jawed

by attfieldd428 January 21, 2009

Space Jamed

The act of doing something to someone accompanied by the theme from Space Jam

Motherfucker, you gonna get Space Jamed

by Gabe Warden March 10, 2013

dick jaded

When a broad got dicked tooooo much. She get tired and bored quick.

She was lame yo. Prolly DICK JADED from all those dudes she be fuckin.

by TTKKJV December 7, 2016

not jaded

Not lacking enthusiasm nor being tired or lazy

Aerosmith is not jaded

by Not JADED September 23, 2017

A Jamedwardson

Jamedwardson Shot

.75oz Jameson
.75oz Blue Curacao

Yeah, I’ll get a Jamedwardson, a Guinness and a Hoegaarden

by JamieEd June 9, 2019

Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022