mc hammer

ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it

my my my my music hits me - so hard
makes me say OH MY LORD

by Chester March 10, 2004

Hammad

mushroom head with fortnite addiction

don't be a Hammad pls

by handmani December 18, 2019

Big Hammer

One who brags about sexual experience at work, only to deny the fact that he or she ever said it or did it.

I nailed this 20 year old in a pick truck while i was suppose to be working security at the Portland Seadogs. (A year later the story changes) I dont know where you guys get off saying i said that cuz i never did any of that.

by Materiels Management Staff August 20, 2004

thor's hammer

The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.

I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.

by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008

hammer head

one that hammers quite often. Someone prone to hammering without trying.Can also use the phrase 'hammer head shark' to denote a master of hammering.

Ex 1 "Joe is a hammer head "
Ex 2 "What a hammer head!"
"No, he's a hammer head shark!!"

by stasis___ January 27, 2007

hammer

A slang for people who cannot swim.

He's a hammer, so if we throw him into the sea, he'll drown.

by Cookieszzz January 24, 2009

Man-hammer

A hetero-sexual woman with pronounced manly attributes and or features.
Tall stocky women with broad shoulders and deep voices. While crying they sound like broken transmissions.

"Dude, this line-backer in a dress came on to me."
"A line-backer in a dress? That's harsh! She must have been a real man-hammer!"

by TSearcy301 January 18, 2009