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hammersmashed 

to get extremely drunk or intoxicated
"let's get hammersmashed tonight!!!"
"I was hammersmashed last night, I don't remember thing!!"
hammersmashed by chawke December 3, 2007

Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.
We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.
Hammer Plowed by bret. August 14, 2008

Hammerlessness 

The state of being without a hammer.
While Jim was searching in his tool box, he suddenly discovered that he's in a state of hammerlessness.
Hammerlessness by McLenin87 February 28, 2010
A slang term used to refer to something as fashionably attractive or impressive. Hammer refers to "2 Legit 2 Quit", a song by rap artist Hammer, released in 1991 as both the title track and first single of his third studio album, Too Legit to Quit. It proved to be successful in the U.S., peaking at the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100, at #5. The single also peaked at #60 on the UK Singles Chart. Hit songs "This is the Way We Roll" and "2 Legit 2 Quit" were performed by Hammer on Saturday Night Live. Along with "Addams Groove", and other songs, "2 Legit 2 Quit" was featured in the film The Addams Family in 1991.
Rap artists of the 2010's used the term to replace "Cool" or "Legit".
EXAMPLE 1:
"Yo dawg, that shit is Hammer"
EXAMPLE 2:
Mikey: "Yo, check out this new vapor pen I got from the vapor shop"
Mr. Locs: "Hammer."
Hammer by tommartinezjr December 11, 2013

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!
hammer blow by unklesatan March 19, 2017

HammerKingdoms 

Player #1: Wanna play Hypickle?
Player #2: Nah I only player HammerKingdoms!