The Google Game

The object of this game is to type short random strings of letters into the Google image search, but you have to turn the safe search off. The goal is to find as much porn on the first page of results. You take turns of 5 attempts per person. Each image is worth ten points, gay porn is negative ten points, lesbian porn is worth 20 points. Unless you are gay, then I guess you just reverse the scoring system.

Hey, do you want to play the Google game?

by mike cokizard March 10, 2010

Praise Google Christ!

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

Inspector Google

An official title that is appointed to one, after repetitive use of Google is utilised in order to function in everyday life. What sets aside a regular run-off-the-mill Google-addict and an ''Inspector'', is the investigative qualities of this individual, particularly in relation to detecting private details of another's life via this platform. The behaviour can be observed:

i. during daily conversation; in order to make dialect flow the constant referral to Google must be performed. This is usually accessed via a smart phone on hand. It not only defines unknown words but also adds complimentary audio and/or visual effect to the conversation.
ii. when avoiding the time-consuming enquiry of a book or another person to seek meaning; ain't no 'body got time fo' dat
iii. when embarrassed during conversation because one does not know the meaning of a word or term, Google is seen to relieve this by quick, on-the-go referral. E.g. pretending to view an sms.
iv. most importantly, when the User MUST make an enquiry into another's life for a range of purposes. This can include, but not limited to; dodgy colleagues, boy/girlfriends or in-laws or anyone dodgy for that matter. Stalking purposes. To discover photos of the person that may appear in Google Images, particularly bad photos. To gain clarity on this person's achievements, hobbies/interests, work history and anything else you can dish up really.

Bob: "hey Betty-Sue, have you seen how shady the new guy looks whose workin' the register now?"

Betty-Sue: "Sure have Bob, but what can we do?!"

Bob: "There's only one thing we can do, we've been left with no options here. I'm gonna motherflippin' Google the crap outta that, till I get to the bottom of this"

Betty-Sue: "Oh Bob, can I call you Inspector Google? You're so spunky"

by sausagedog March 16, 2014

A Google

(1) A person with high intellect
(2) A person who has a large vocabulary

"You can ask him anything, he's a Google"
"He answered all of 'em correctly, he must be a Google"

by Sphiwe-Joseph June 23, 2017

Arabian T-google

putting ur balls on a persons eyes while ur dick is in their mouth

i gave that girl arabian t-googles

by Wonder Sk8 August 29, 2005

lol Google

Used after the end of a sentence or argument put forth that has been copied straight off the internet via a Google search due to a lack of knowledge in the particular area.

Guy 1: Hey what do you think of that Pearl Harbour movie
Guy2: well I enjoyed it but I'm not so sure about Ben Afflek

Guy 3 : If there is truly a renaissance man in today's cinema, it's Ben Affleck..... lol Google

Guy 1 : wtf lol

by mijitini September 24, 2011

Aunt Google

Female who looks things up for their family members using the google search engine.

Aunt Google! What does hobnocker mean?

by itzmee69 June 22, 2010