the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

by Fergs kiwi fruit August 29, 2017

pocket fruit

When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.

Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!

by ZombieTentacles March 01, 2015

Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 06, 2015

Fruit Rollup Gusher

When two men connect their erections with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist the ends to make a Fruit Rollup Gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the Fruit Rollup Gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 07, 2023

Fruit Rollup Gusher

Two men dock - connect the ends of their erect penises - with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist each end to make a gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the fruit rollup gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 07, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 03, 2023

Fruit Slut

Someone who is a slut for fruit.

He always wants to eat fruit, he’s such a fruit slut.

by Lucky-13 July 11, 2023