fat chick

A "fat chick" is a woman who is above average in physical size. Any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (This number has been revised upward, from size 14.) Often, these females shop at stores such as Lane Bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. Being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. Fat chicks are often called BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, or BBWs, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.

1. I know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but I love her anyway.
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.

4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

Fat dip

Putting a massive dip of chawski (chew) in usually resulting in empty can

After Nick got done jiffin it with his dog and blowing his load in shellys eye he put a fat dip in and he was mad buzzing

by they call me balls deep April 1, 2009

fat charm

when a person with fat, charms everyone into having sex and making out with them. This doesnt excluding charming guys, and the fat charm just radiates. The person could be sleeping, and the fat charm still works.

Mal: Greg im gonna fuck you, your fat charm has gotton to me

Greg: Wtf, im not doing anything

Mal: You dont have to, its your fat charm

by g-reg rosen April 27, 2006

Fat Penguin

Anything used to break the ice or tension in a situation.

i tried so hard to break the ice but that craig guy was trying so hard to make sure jonathan and i knew he was the pimp daddy that it left little room for fat penguins.

by The Wiz August 29, 2005

Fat Fingers

The syndrome used to describe a person who consistently makes typing errors when chatting or in emails. Fat Fingers is derived from the image that due to their large fingers, they press many letters when only intending to press one.

Steph: Hey why are you on so late?
Kyra: Oh i dunnp ahg a aprty
Steph: fat fingers much?
Kyra: sorry i meant i had a party.

by ridiculousteph May 29, 2008

fat card

while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...

"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"

by JD bitch January 5, 2007

fat ass

Someone who is extremely proud of their laziness and should be worshipped for their ability to avoid burning calories.

"Shanotgettinit!" Shouted the fatass when the knock came on the door.

by Sean Connery February 26, 2003