queer eyed 

A straight person who has as much taste as a queer does. ie, fashion, grooming sense, etc.

Tim is queer-eyed when it comes to clothes.

queer eyed by Lo July 29, 2003

one eyed anaconda 

The male sex organ
Or an anaconda with one eye

My one eyed anaconda hurts because i've been playing with it too much.

one eyed anaconda by The Butt Pirate August 30, 2003

Remsen Eye 

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone without making direct eye contact with them.

Or

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone where their eyes are making sudden random darting movements which never make contact with the eyes of who that person is talking to.

Was he talking to me or to you? I couldn't tell because he was giving me the Remsen Eye.

Remsen Eye by Lou Stoney June 20, 2006

horse eye 

To slyly check someone out by moving the eyes sharply to the side, but without moving the head.

Dude, I must look hot today...that guy just totally gave me the horse eye as we walked past!

horse eye by shmelody December 27, 2007

Utica Eye 

When you're way past drunk 3 drinks ago, yet somehow still up. Still belligerent, and wanting to talk to your friends, yet nobody can understand you, or wants to hold you up.

He was Schenectady eye at 6. he's surpassed that to Utica eye about a half hour later

Utica Eye by mm1117 April 14, 2008

Westbury Eye 

1. a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other, due to the constant metaphysical pull of the affected eye towards Westbury, NY. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the extraocular muscles that prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space, under the strong influence of Westbury, NY. Also known as lazy eye and geophysical strabismus.

*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.

Glenn: "What the shit is your cousin looking at, Mike? He's making me nervous."

Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."

Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"

Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."

Westbury Eye by ready2ruckk June 18, 2008

one eyed python of love 

another name for a penis

I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.

one eyed python of love by gary shepard September 1, 2009