shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.

The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.

by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014

i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

eat your pie

When you tell a girl you're gonna eat her pie it means you're gonna eat her out

Aye girl let me eat your pie

by Pappichulo23 May 6, 2016

Eat it from the side!

Said to males during feeding time when devouring any fallic-shaped food item (typically of the hoagie or sausage family)to remind them to not look so gay.

Paul: This Kielbasa is delicious! Yummy!
Me: Yo' bitch! Eat it from the side!

by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 16, 2005

eat you up

so cute you would eat it

Guy1:"aww that your soo cute i would eat you up"

Guy2: "dude stop trying to bite me you homo"

by GnaOly December 22, 2008

ear eating out

When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS

I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.

Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.

by HannahxCore July 4, 2006

eat your food

to cut a nigga

nigga i will eat ur food

by yeah January 24, 2004