If a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.
by J.T September 23, 2005
Get the e-smackmug. by tornado_freek September 27, 2010
Get the e-Watchmug. With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.
“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.
by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019
Get the E-sumemug. The sending of a message, more commonly an e-mail under an intoxicated state and/or sending it to a person by accident while not particularly wanting them to know thus making an email mistake.
e-stake
To; ron_dave@yourmom.com
Cc:
Bcc:
Subject: Ron Dave's mom
Ron dave's mom is soooo freakin', I wish we could go at it aaaallll night.
peace,
(after realization)
person sending: oh shit
To; ron_dave@yourmom.com
Cc:
Bcc:
Subject: Ron Dave's mom
Ron dave's mom is soooo freakin', I wish we could go at it aaaallll night.
peace,
(after realization)
person sending: oh shit
by LordReserei March 8, 2009
Get the e-stakemug. When somebody wastes a whole shitload of brown construction paper and cuts them into the shape of an E, they make brown e’s.
Dummy: Anybody want some brown “e”s?
Person: Sure! (realizes they are actually the letter e)
Dummy: They are the most popular letter out there!
Person: Sure! (realizes they are actually the letter e)
Dummy: They are the most popular letter out there!
by Budo's Kid Sister April 22, 2019
Get the Brown “e”mug. 
Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.
by blam-co December 17, 2010
Get the e-bliviousmug.