donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it

that guy is believes in donutism

by pope donutist May 24, 2023

ghost donut the whip

Much like "ghost ride the whip" but while doing donuts. You set a brick on the accelerator, turn the wheel, and sit on the roof of the car while onlookers fantasize doing kinky-spinny-shit to you.

Mary-Anne: Wow, I've never seen anybody ghost donut the whip before!
Jane: Yea, I'm totally giving him my number when he's done throwing up.

by Blondie Stratcreek February 25, 2023

donut

It's a donut you dumb fuck

person 1: what is a donut?
person 2: you fucking donut

by Ac1d7 March 6, 2023

Donuts with benefits

Holding a friends hair back so they can eat a donut

Be my donuts with benefits? I'm really hungry for one.

by CampbellFrank March 16, 2023

diabetic donut

when you eat someones ass out and they have diabetes

yeah i totally do-nutted when i found out she had diabetes. i gave her a diabetic donut

by mushroomlady March 16, 2023

Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)

I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!

by Ezmoney March 24, 2023

stacking donuts on it

where you put donuts on your penis and have a female eat them off

you "I heard you were stacking donuts on it for dylan"
hot Latina "yeah"
you "me next"

by istriveforporn June 3, 2024