Computer noob

A person who only plays computer games and uses only a computer rather than a gaming console.

Dude, you are a computer noob.

he never uses a console what a computer noob.

by Mike Chabot June 11, 2008

comeupins

A word used to describe someone who takes explicit photographs of themselves, typically in strange poses or having odd expressions.

Vanessa is going to get her comeupins.

by I love Juice December 11, 2008

computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003

campu

a piece of crap,or something that is always broken. Used after something doesn't work.

That heaters a campu.
The lights shut off! Campu!

by grappler89 March 3, 2005

computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008

computerguru54

guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something.

what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?

by cg54 August 14, 2003

computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 23, 2003