beaver

Leaking orifice, such as a mouth or a vagina. From the French word bave, which means dribble.

The animal is called a beaver because of a white patch around its mouth, which resembles semen.

by quelist June 11, 2006

Beaver Funk Guerillas

best band EVER. thats all you need to know, so go out and support your Beaver Funk now.
The band that Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, and David Gilmour all auditioned for but P Money won the spot on the Beaver Funk lineup because of his amazin skills.
Other members:
Cap'n Dougo
Son of Emile

Yo dude, Zeppelin totally ripped Stairway off of Beaver Funk.

by P Money May 31, 2004

beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014

beaver

something that is hairy and wild. close to a vagine.

i just named my dog chubby beaver.

by chubby beaver June 30, 2007

Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

Canadian Beaver Tail

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.

"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*

by Lazy Smurf December 21, 2008

Crappin-Beaver

When you crap in some bitches beaver.

Last night this I crapped in this bitches beaver!!!!!!

by Chicken October 17, 2004