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Bakey

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Bakey, also spelt Bakie (chiefly in Scotland, potentially especially the west coast) is a young female whom, were she male, would likely be a ned (a
N.E.D. = Non educated delinquent and is broadly equivalent to the English Chav). Females tend to be less violent and engage in less overt delinquency ergo the moniker ned is often eschewed as they behave in a different way from neds (although they commonly associate with them).

Bakies/Bakeys tend to come from the same sort of homes and estates as neds do. They tend to smoke and drink alcohol from age 11 or 12, sometimes younger. The name is likely an allusion to the propensity of many bakies to fall pregnant more or less as soon as their periods start...and a natural progression to becoming underage Mums at 12 and 13 years old as many are 'baking one in the ovan' as they don't have the good sense not to engage in unprotected sex at that age and parental supervision is practically non existent.

Unlike neds, Bakies are mostly harmless and mostly stalk the streets asking random males if they wish to snog their friends.
Scotsman 1: Did you see the bakies outside? They asked me to winch them.
Scotsman 2: Yes the bakey who looked pregnant was trying to get me to go into the bushes to smoke and drink with them.
Scotsman 1: Did you go?
Scotsman 2: Nah but they're still out there hanging out with a ned in a tracksuit.
by Truest Scotsman October 23, 2020
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The Baker

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The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.
Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.
by 12341234512341234 July 5, 2011
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Baked Potato

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The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.
...............................Baked Potato...................................
by Webster's Rejects February 18, 2010
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To develop a close or intense relationship after six months and then rip apart said relationship.
I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.
by Alex [M] October 5, 2011
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Baked Chicken

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A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom and resembles a baked chicken on it's back. Her legs are supported by the man's arms, at the elbows. This position is also know as the wheelbarrow, double hucklebuck, the BC, the Boston College, and the Doug Flutie
Last night I put Latisha in the Baked Chicken and she came like a wild donkey on meth.
by griffcopter July 18, 2011
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a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.
man, that girl stinks like she shat her pants, her boyfriend must be a baker
by Lbundaberg September 4, 2012
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When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.
Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.
by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010
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