basshit

-one who is born without married parents.

-it is used in a more vulgar manner than bastard.

-the killer of kenny.

-instead of bass-tard

-bass-shit

that guy is a basshit.

you killed kenny,you basshit.

by ja-ha January 10, 2009

Bassturbaitor

A fisherman or fisherwoman (rare elusive breed, often seen with tatoos above their ass crack and wearing Harley Davidson t-shirts) who is truly proficient in the art of catching the fish species known as Bass that is common to North America.

"Yeah, Jimmy caught over 5 Small Mouth Bass in just an hour. I haven't caught that many fish in months. He is one hell of a Bassturbaitor, wouldn't you say!"

by JROCDODGE June 8, 2009

bassist

Really suckey musician who says he is the best, but really needs the most work. Bassists need not play because of their unability to be heard.

Can anyone hear the bassist?

by Me June 17, 2005

Bassist

Actual meaning: Someone who plays bass.
My opinion on some bassists:
Some bassists try to take control of everything and whine if they dont get their own way. The reason is that because they learn lots of different scales, modes, arpegios etc.. and they think they are musical geniouses because they no all these and try to use them in each note, when really its so easy to play scales on the bass. They dont realise that on guitar scales are far more complex and envolve more technique as well as linking them to even more complex chords etc..
Whiney Bassists need to learn that they are not master musicians just because they no some very simple scales.

1. Hello, i play bass for a band.
2. Im amazing at bass and know everything about music because i can play a blues scale!!

by Doctor_destruction July 15, 2005

Bassy

Dick pic

Why did u send me a bassy?

by Fish13 June 3, 2018

bassoon

An incredibly expensive instrument that makes a noise equivalent to a trombone mouthpiece. It is probably the least important instrument in the band.

I could play the bassoon part on my mouthpiece, and the directer wouldn't know the difference.

I thought someone killed a duck, but it was just a bassoon behind me.

by Booooooooooob November 14, 2007

Bassboymike

A boy called mike who plays teh bass and is loved by one and all on MX

Ya har har swab the deck... Ya har har swab it yourself

by mikey p May 5, 2005