duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

peeping duck

When a child under the age of six has his wiener exposed, due to the lack of remembrance to rezip his fly.

Little John had a peeping duck after using the restroom

by Hyterwertkd May 25, 2016

duck story

A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!

Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story

kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

duck in a mango

a different word for nice

" that was as good as a duck in a mango

by the duck is bad April 20, 2018

mother duckness

Mother duckness is two words you call your best friend that is blessed in drawing ducks and, when your mad at her or messing around.

« Bow to mother duckness » one guys saids

by Threalfluteberry February 26, 2018

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

brown duck

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

by laonikoss May 11, 2014