Floatable Boat

When the boat floats

DM: "You get a floatable boat-"
Player: "Well I sure hope it does"
*Everyone dies*

by twogaydadsonesafirefighter March 6, 2023

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Gravy Boat

The act of motor boating a woman after pouring KFC gravy on her breasts.

I gravy boated her behind the KFC dumpster last Thursday.

by anonymous July 5, 2021

boat throat

the action of receiving oral stimulation of the penis, while aboard a vessel at sea.

bro #1 : dude when we went up north last weekend, she gave me boat throat.
bro #2 : bro.

by nicksamb1 January 5, 2017

coochy boat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.

by KingFett September 20, 2014

BOATS

BOATS is an acronym standing for "Based On A True Story," commonly used to describe movies, documentaries, and books. This designation signifies that, although there may be elements of dramatization for narrative effect, the core events, characters, or premises are anchored in real-life occurrences. The term adds a layer of authenticity and intrigue, suggesting that the depicted events have a factual basis, thus enhancing the emotional or educational impact on the audience.

"Have you seen 'Catch Me If You Can'? It's about this incredible con artist who pulled off some of the most audacious scams in history, posing as a pilot, a doctor, and a legal prosecutor—all before his 19th birthday. And guess what? It's BOATS. Leonardo DiCaprio plays the lead, and it's based on the true story of Frank Abagnale. Really puts the whole adventure into perspective knowing it actually happened."

or

"People keep trying to convince me 'National Treasure' is BOATS, claiming the secret codes and historical conspiracies are real. While the movie uses historical figures and events, it’s largely a work of fiction. Still, imagining it could be true adds to the thrill!"

by d.naniel March 4, 2024

Boat

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.

You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?

Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.

by Urmooom November 16, 2020