2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

17 second country

"17 second country" or "17 second society" is a term that originates from well cut, short video clips that only portray one side of an incident in an attempt to influence. It can be used to describe the hectic, click-based modern media domain that values twisted forms of political correctness in the form of individual "justice seekers" while condemning ordinary things as questionable.

"I don't want to live in this 17 second country, did you hear they found out this dude's workplace and got him fired because they didn't like his stupid Twitter joke?"

"X is such a 17 second country, all their major political headlines are just viral clips from campaign rallies, protests or whatever"

"You know they had to change their brand name after that vlogger made a video about how it's insulting to some minority, fucking wild. 17 sec society at its finest."

by verifiedname November 7, 2020

Making Seconds

Alternate statement to "Making a Duce" or "Taking a No.2". Pooping.

Dude on phone: Hey... Did I just hear you flush the toilet?

Man: Ha yea, Had shrimp for dinner and i'm making seconds.

by sweetevil28 April 19, 2011

seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.

ooh! seconds are quick!

by plato! April 21, 2024

Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion

That video gave me a Second-hand concussion

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020

second degree murder

An act of killing someone , going to court, getting a sentence and going to jail see law and order

" Mr Johnson you are guilty of second degree murder"

by Camrenemisonbechloejori July 21, 2018

triple-second-cousin

Triple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.

My triple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021