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Shopping with your Mom Legs 

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When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.
We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.
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your mom • your mom gay • Your Mom Goes to College • your moms box • your mom gay lol • your momma • your mom is gay • your mom's face • your mom jokes • your mom's house

I broke your mom's water 

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When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
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National ignore your mom day 

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You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you
Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you
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I fucked your mom

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Something salty 12 year old will say while there mom isn’t home
I fucked your mom last night bitch

I Peed in your mom Vachina 

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A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns
Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”
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ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM 

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Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)
The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"
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