Elizabeth the second

this bitch is old

queen elizabeth the second

by bussymuncher July 26, 2022

Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

The Second Seal

Li snake the sun, the second seal

uniliminal message

the second seal is war

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Second Reality

used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect

Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY

by BlueAidMan April 25, 2015

second-hand driver

This is who you are when you drive a trailer pulled by using a host car

As a second-hand driver, I had to really focus while backing the trailer into the campsite—it's all about teamwork with the host car!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025