Lung Fish

a fish with lungs, this fish cant breathe underwater but breathes above water filling its lungs mounted in the tail fin

yo dude that lung fish is breathing over there

by Llama_galama August 23, 2019

Fish on Thursdays

In the 1800s in New York, fisherman would bring their catch to market on Wednesdays. On Thursday, left over fish would be left to rot and fish markets reeked. As it was the 1800s, basic hygiene had not been invented yet, so when fishermen went home to their wives and smelled their vaginas, they would remark "This smells like fish on Thursdays." Thus, a legend was born.

"Wow honey, your vagina smells worse than fish on Thursdays!"

"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."

by Fish on Thursdays October 24, 2014

Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.

Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.

by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012

the trophy fish

the act of putting your fingers in a girls vagina and mouth and lifting her up like a trophy fish

meg: he lifted me up like the trophy fish he caught last weekened
howard: thats hot

by slayer23456738 November 23, 2021

Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.

Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing

by [Verification Identity Spot] August 31, 2011

fish's gee

The smelliest thing in the world!

Man you smell like a fish's gee!

by Jordi May 21, 2004

Welcome Fish

A fish that welcomes you to Aquariums.

The Welcome Fish in Cartoon's Aquarium was as beautiful as a Beth.

by GratzNaturia October 7, 2016