credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025

throw cards

To throw cards: intention of chatting up a girl because she turns you on

Throw cards: Someone is throwing cards to a girl because she turns him on

by Live Drop March 18, 2017

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Uno Reverse Card

An overpowered card that can defend any insult.

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Harry: *pulls out uno reverse card
Voldemort: *dies

by FCCRickRoll250 November 18, 2021

Trump Card

When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.

MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!

Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!

MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!

by Thehazer May 24, 2024

Reverse Card

The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.

You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)

by GoldPotato February 18, 2022