To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.
Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"
by uccstrackman December 08, 2010
the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out
by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013
When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.
by JackJonesRamone August 11, 2012
A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.
Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.
"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"
"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"
"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"
"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
by Ray delacour December 14, 2007
When a guy and a gal have sex while bundled up in a sleeping bag. The male will ejaculate within the bag and remove himself. He then will zip up the bag with the girl and stray semen inside and proceed to swing her about. For added effect the bag may be smacked against various objects like a tree or statue.
by Russian news August 10, 2013
NSG is Known As No Sleep Gang Created By Youtuber WhoIsFresh The term is used to represent his fanbase.
"NO SLEEP WE DEMONS NIGGA WE GANG NIGGA" - WhoIsFresh
"NO SLEEP WE DEMONS NIGGA WE GANG NIGGA" - WhoIsFresh
by hifresh December 19, 2021