Wet Sandwich

A pussy

Dude stop being such a ******* pussy your totally being a wet sandwich about the whole thing.

by Mr. Meatballs April 30, 2010

cockmeat sandwich

A blowjob performed by dirty stupid terrorists that stink like two cunts

where two dirty taliban mother fuckers act as two slices of bread on either side of the cock. therefore making a dirty sandnigger cockmeat stinking sandwich

hey man i just got a dirty cockmeat sandwich from Osama and saddam fuck they stink like ass

by alex_555666777888999 January 13, 2009

avocado sandwich

Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.

Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!

by Tubarino January 2, 2009

sexy sandwich

a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!

that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!

by michael foolsley February 22, 2011

Baloney Sandwich

A blowjob.....the dick is the baloney, and the lips around it are the bread.

Sure, i'll tag-team your chick with you....just don't try to give me a baloney sandwich on the sly dude...i'm not down with that.

by smouzie July 7, 2010

rusty sandwich

The act in which a young red headed twink is being anally penetrated by one old hairy man and at the same time anally penetrating another old hairy man.

That porn had a rusty sandwich in it, the 19 year old must have been disgusted by the two 50 year old men in the shoot with him.

by Foreshadow Redemption July 5, 2006

Cheese Sandwich

someone that is a complete douche bag.

1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.

by Convrse27allstar June 3, 2006