stones

stones is equivalent to "awesomeness" or the "very best"
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation
"Pocket Aces on the flop, I got stones. "
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"
by 1942marky December 09, 2020
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It's a nickname for the signer/bassist of Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, he's called like that mainly by r/pinkfloydcirclejerk because he looks like the stone and the 4 minute sections on their song Dogs were he just says stone.
Stone is my favourite pink floyd member
David Gilmour hates stone
Stone is racist
by Diego_xd February 19, 2025
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Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."
You: I met a Stone last week at the bar.

Friend: How was it?
You: he dropped my baby.
by 1950sNewyorkBox August 14, 2021
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a 3’fuck all wanna be towny with no sense of humour and shags smack heads then gives the 10p afterwards. He claims to live in clink but he has a bed round hobbo
Stone is a small weeny likkle shit who thinks he can fight but he’s actually wet
by shaveyaedbald September 29, 2021
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A word meaning money, which is typically used when said money is gained or lost unexpectedly and quickly. Stones is interchangeable with words such as bucks, dollars, and notes.
Félix Lengyel: *winning on slot machine* IT KEEPS GOING UP! *holds head* HOW MUCH?!
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-
by Copper Crusader August 28, 2021
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A smart depressed teenage boy who is to obbiession with video games. A person that waits to the last mimute to get something done. Or just a ramdon person that has a trantiol chinese name . But there most likey to be both. But A stone is very helpful and will alwasy be there for you will you need them . They are also veyr funny and ncie. (there are most likey to be short) Stone's are rude but also cna be nice. They love them selfs to much btw. They also love calfiornia girls (the song) . They can be homophoica but not all the time. They can be ugly but sometimes they can be okay looking . Anyways always check in on your stones every once and a while
hey how are you stone

Stone: FUCK YOU

( other conversation)

Hey stone I want to die

(one reply)

Stone: okay go ahead

(or)

Stone: I see life in different phases ig there are times when u feel like shit and are at your breaking point
But there are also other times when you feel so happy that in that moment u can forget all the shit you've gone through
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The middle name of a very sweet, caring and handsome boy who will always be there for you ! He's very funny and can always make someone smile :)
Girl one : omg that boy was so cute, what did he say his middle name was again?

Girl two : stone.
Girl one : oh right, he's a keeper for sure !
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