Ya know what? Heres the real question. Why the fuck did you look this up? You might have just wanted to learn but, seriously? Thats creepy af. I must admit though, searching up weird things on the Urban Dictionary is pretty fun.
Daniel: Damn man, i just had sex...
Jaxon: Why the fuck are you telling me this. I don't even know you.
Daniel: Well, this is awkward...
Jaxon: Yeah, no shit sherlock
Jaxon: Why the fuck are you telling me this. I don't even know you.
Daniel: Well, this is awkward...
Jaxon: Yeah, no shit sherlock
by ThatOneWeirdPerson July 5, 2016
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Sex is for horny people
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
Dude 1: Babe, wanna make babies?
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
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so one time on chrismas i was showering and my brothers friend was over. (he was kinda hot) i listened to music and i didnt hear him walk in untill the songs changed and i screamed almost for him to get out. when he didnt go out i wanted to scream for my brother but he just got in the shower with me. i was saying what are you doing and shitt but be was like trust me baby girl. we ended up fucking in the shower, in my bedroom and on the floor. i was only 13 he was 17 so yeah.
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so one time on chrismas i was showering and my brothers friend was over. (he was kinda hot) i listened to music and i didnt hear him walk in untill the songs changed and i screamed almost for him to get out. when he didnt go out i wanted to scream for my brother but he just got in the shower with me. i was saying what are you doing and shitt but be was like trust me baby girl. we ended up fucking in the shower, in my bedroom and on the floor. i was only 13 he was 17 so yeah.
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by j u g h e a d 🥺 December 14, 2019
Get the sex mug.What mysterious force compelled you to search sex? SEX, of all words?!?! *mutters to self: oh Jesus Christ, what has the world come to?* GET OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR I WILL KICK YOU OFF!
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