Ryan Bourdeau

Ryan Bourdeau is a 140 year old grandma who loves to bake cookies. She also loves the blueberry faygo drink even though the orange ones are better. She's very clumsy and tends to spill water on herself frequently.

Person 1: What was that sound?
Person 2: There goes grandma Ryan Bourdeau spilling something once again.

by tiktokdanceobsessed February 28, 2020

ryan brown

he's a fucking grass

ryan brown is a grass pass it on

by Ben fkn Browns May 15, 2018

Ryan-Scott

A fuzzy man child with a big heart and love for children

That guys a real Ryan-Scott after what he did for that old lady and her grand baby

by Aabb223 June 11, 2016

Ryan Bourdeau

Ryan Bourdeau is what you would call someone who is very good at pissing off his French and geo teacher, his friend and anyone that tries to eat his Nutella. He is most-likely a very big foodie that loves puns. A Ryan Bourdeau is probably going to be tiktok famous. He also likes to annoy his friend by telling her a dirty joke of the day.

Person 1: Hey Ryan, come check out this cooking show!

Ryan Bourdeau: One sec, just making a tiktok!

by uraveragewhitewashedarab February 28, 2020

Ryan's Law

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.

"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"

by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021

Bigfoot Ryan

A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.

That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.

by bigchungus1212 May 7, 2022

Ryan cadoret

Just a really big loser

I feel bad for Ryan Cadoret, that guy just sucks at everything.

by Jbombkilla May 22, 2020